Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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