you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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