I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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