She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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