After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm passing your future prison.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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