how can u be prego again
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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