She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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