**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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