Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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