So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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