I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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