yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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