i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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