Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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