Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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