I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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