Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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