first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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