I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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