she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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