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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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