i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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