ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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