real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
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why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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