I seem to have left my pride at pride
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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