I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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