you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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