I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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