also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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