if you like me you must not know who I am
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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