either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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