I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
smell my finger.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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