There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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