yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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