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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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