quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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