I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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