yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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