I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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