I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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