your room smells of hookers.
And success
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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