he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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