Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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