let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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