do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i think i have herpe
just one?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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