i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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