I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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