READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
