Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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