You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
one might say we're banned from that church
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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