butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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