just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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