is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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