quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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