So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
worst night to have a conscience
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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