Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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