I am in a vortex of obligation.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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