I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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