dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I will be naked everywhere
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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