your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
you made out with another girl for some wings
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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