don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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