let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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