yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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